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Post by Spectra on Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:39 pm

Just thought to cheer ppl up n dont blame me if u dont get it scratch
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
A: In the Sith Grade.
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Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.
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Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
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Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy.
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Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
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Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!
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Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?
A: Obi Wan Baloney.
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Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he's always making new friends!
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Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
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Q: Why didn't Luke Skywalker cross the road?
A: Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
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Q: What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
A: Do well, you will do!
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Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
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Q: Why is Han Solo a loner?
A: Because he's solo.
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Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in it.
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Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
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Post by NoradComm on Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:52 pm

Haha >< Very funny, I even remember those days that the starwars has a comedy version like the Rap music video of them

Well droids have a lot of humors they can be look funny

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Post by Spectra on Sun Apr 07, 2013 6:59 am

like chicken star wars those are the parody versions so funny actually

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Post by NoradComm on Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:17 pm

I see, ive seen alot of some crack jokes too

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Post by Spectra on Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:38 am

lol k.

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Post by NoradComm on Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:42 am

Well are you a good joker? jocolor

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Post by Spectra on Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:17 am

well i dont know if im the "good" joker

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Post by NoradComm on Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:51 pm

Hmm did you post some picture?

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Post by Spectra on Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:27 am

um,m..... mmmm.... i think not.

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Post by NoradComm on Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:11 am

I guess starwars dont have a plans to make a SWBF3 right now, other fans of it quit on waiting

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Post by Spectra on Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:28 am

Sad indeed.

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Post by Haseo on Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:44 pm

Hehehe Old but gold Very Happy
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